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[kobalt_vol]

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Китаец, проживающий в Нью–Йорке, обратился в местный банк с просьбой предоставить ему кредит в размере $5000, причем только на две недели. В качестве залога под кредит мужчина предложил свой автомобиль – спортивный Ferrari стоимостью $250000. Спустя две недели, как китаец и обещал, он вернул банку взятые $5000 плюс процент за 14 дней – $15.41. После денежных операций он спокойно забрал свой спорткар. Когда же банковский служащий спросил мужчину, в чем был смысл его действий – взять такой небольшой заем на такой короткий срок под столь дорогостоящий залог, довольный обладатель Ferrari объяснил, что за $15 найти место для двухнедельной охраняемой парковки такого эксклюзивного авто в Нью–Йорке просто нереально, и более удобного способа оставить свою машину и не волноваться за ее судьбу он придумать просто не смог.

[Kot2772]

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Father fuushin

[ERIC]

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Ok I really need to find some one, or some people that speak english because every server I join have Russian,Spanish, or French speaking people. Its hard to cop operate with them because they cant speak english and I cant speak all of that only a little of Spanish. So is there no more english users?

http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1790781

[botan123]

http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/59581 ... 841907C66/

[-SteiN-]

http://cdn.store.steampowered.com/messa ... 481163113/

[Generate]

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Вы временно заблокированы. Дата и время разблокирования — 28.2.2285, 14:20.

[lordeki]

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[Tsau]

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178.207.53.74

[loKkdoKk]

http://clip2net.com/clip/m59040/1305892 ... p-33kb.jpg

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	// Magic formula...
	self.mangle = self.angles;
	self.angles = '0 0 0';
	self.solid = SOLID_BSP;
	self.movetype = MOVETYPE_PUSH;
	self.classname = "door";
	setmodel (self, self.model);
	setorigin (self, self.origin);	
	
	self.touch = secret_touch;
	self.blocked = secret_blocked;
	self.speed = 50;
	self.use = fd_secret_use;
	if ( !self.targetname || self.spawnflags&SECRET_YES_SHOOT)
	{
		self.health = 10000;
		self.takedamage = DAMAGE_YES;
		self.th_pain = fd_secret_use;
		self.th_die = fd_secret_use;
	}
	self.oldorigin = self.origin;
	if (!self.wait)
		self.wait = 5;		// 5 seconds before closing
};

[DarkHaze]

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Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the motherfucker hes a fucking motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the fucking fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker hes a total fucking fucker
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucker,
Fuck the mother fucker, fuck him, fuck the motherfucker.
Fuck the motherfucker, fuck the motherfucking pope.

Fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If you think that motherfucker is sacred.
If you cover for another motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck you, youre no better than the motherfucking rapist.
And if you dont like the swearing that this motherfucker forced from me
And reckon it shows moral or intellectual paucity
Then fuck you motherfucker, this is language one employs
When one is fucking cross about fuckers fucking boys

I dont give a fuck if calling the pope a motherfucker
Means you unthinkingly brand me an unthinking apostate.
This has nowt to do with other fucking godly motherfuckers
Im not interested right now in fucking scriptural debate.
There are other fucking songs and there are other fucking ways,
Ill be a religious apologist on other fucking days,
But the fact remains if you protect a SINGLE kiddy fucker
Then Pope or Prince or Plumber, youre a fucking mother fucker.

See I dont give a fuck what any other motherfucker
Believes about Jesus and his motherfucking mother.
Ive no problem with the spiritual beliefs of all these fuckers
While those beliefs dont impact on the happiness of others,
But if you build your church on claims of fucking moral authority
And with threats of hell impose it on others in society,
Then you, you motherfuckers, can expect some fucking wrath
When it turns out youve been fucking us in our motherfucking asses.

So fuck the motherfucker, and fuck you motherfucker
If youre still a motherfucking papist.
If he covered for a single motherfucker whos a kiddy-fucker,
Fuck the motherfucker, hes as evil as the rapist.
And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true
If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you,
With its filthy fucking language and its fucking direspect,
If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter,
But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility
The pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly
Then listen to me motherfucker - this here is a fact,
You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking,
Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat.

[testncrash]

The economy and cows around the world

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This is a not so comprehensive report on the economy around the world and according to several economic systems.
Socialism

You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour.
Communism

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism

You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
Bureucratism

You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other and then throws the milk away.
Traditional Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
American Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
Enron Venture Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release. The public then buys your bull.
Andersen Model Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You shred them.
French Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You go on strike, organize a riot and block the roads because you want 3 cows.
Japanese Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are 1/10 the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.
German Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
Italian Capitalism

You have 2 cows, but you don’t know where they are. You decide to have lunch.
Russian Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You count them and learn that you have 5 cows. You count again and learn you have 42 cows. You count again and learn you have 2 cows. You open another bottle of vodka.
Swiss Capitalism

You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them.
Chinese Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity. You arrest the newsman who reports otherwise.
Indian Capitalism

You have 2 cows. You worship them.
British Capitalism

You have 2 cows. Both are mad.
Iraqi Capitalism

Everyone thinks you have many cows. You tell them you have none but they don’t believe you and bomb the shit out of your country. You still have no cows but at least you are part of a democracy.
New Zealand Capitalism

You have 2 cows. The one on the left is looking pretty sexy…
Australian Capitalism

You have 2 cows. Business seems good. You close the office and go for a few celebratory beers.

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спасибо, поиграю в себя будущего. Ведь я тоже планирую стать Black Operator

[botan123]

./ban Noobzik

[testncrash]

What? Gaming platform by EA? What? BF3 exclusively on it? What? ME3 could be, too?

Get the fuck out.