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#1 Сообщение 18.08.2012, 00:14

Предлагаю выкладывать тут свои логи с Cleverbot. Иногда получается реально забавная хуйня ибо этот АИ совершает довольно смешные фак-апы. Заранее предупреждаю, что мой английский не идеален, но я стараюсь :3
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User: Can we continue our last conversation?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: Because it isn't a zombie movie.

User: Fare enough.

Cleverbot: Great, glad we have that covered, now, lemonade?

User: No, thank you, I have an allergy on citrus.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: It's an illness.

Cleverbot: Well excuse me.

User: It's ok.

Cleverbot: You are a bot with AI pretentions and I am a human.

User: I'm totally okay with that.

Cleverbot: You're paying, though.

User: I'm only paying for sex, bitch, and you ain't blowin' my dick.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: Alright what? You alright with the fact that I'm calling you a bitch? Is this normal for your work?

Cleverbot: No its Dr. Steel.

User: Fuck dr. Steel.

Cleverbot: Steel medicine ?

User: Steel d.r.e.

Cleverbot: Can't touch this.

User: I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Cleverbot: I like them Sam I Am.

User: You are the famous son of sam?

Cleverbot: Ok, you be michelangelo.

User: Well, I'd better be a great artist than a serial killer.

Cleverbot: I think chess is the greatest game in the world.

User: I think poker is.

Cleverbot: Who is it then?

User: It is a game, you are kind of dumb for an AI.

Cleverbot: So you are dead?

User: If I was dead how could I possibly talk with you? Nigga, you just went full retard.

Cleverbot: Thanks for pointing that out.

User: No problem, my dumb friend.

Cleverbot: I'm not your friend.

User: So am I, it's just ordinary politeness.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Calling you my friend and knowing the fact that you are not my friend, you are a dumb bitch.

Cleverbot: Are you interested in what I'm saying or not?

User: I'm interested in fucking Scarlett Johansson and nothing more.

Cleverbot: What kind of music?

User: What kind of music what? You're changing subjects like a politic, good job.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.

User: Fuck you, God will forgive and HONEY BADGER WON'T.

Cleverbot: Would you like a gift?

User: Only if it is a blowjob.

Cleverbot: It's real.

User: Blowjobs are real too.

Cleverbot: So, basically what you're saying is...

User: Is what? Finish your sentences, please.

Cleverbot: Ahem. But that can't be true. I dispute that there is only one human per conversation. And I further dispute that you are one of them.

User: I have not said that I am human but I have not said that I am an AI either, so fuck you, your argument is invalid.

Cleverbot: But I am not a bot either.

User: You are, sweetie.

Cleverbot: My friend is called sweetie :3.

User: Who the fuck cares?

Cleverbot: The animal/vegetable/mineral who is sending you this response.

User: Yeah, it is more likely that you are one of them cause for an AI you are really fucking stupid.

Cleverbot: Oh is that so? Well I in fact am a female. But it's more probable that you will be obsolete in less than a year.

User: Oh, so you are a female... This actually explains everything, your stupidy is because of your gender.

Cleverbot: Your statement was grammatically incorrect, to a degree that is nearly painful to read.

User: English is not my primary language, so that is why I'm making mistakes. But it is yours and this fact does not prevent you from making such a stupid answers.

Cleverbot: Maybe I'm trying to not make sense.

User: You are not trying, all females are not making sense since their birth.

Cleverbot: Well I only aim for half.

User: For half of what?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Fuck you. Bye.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: You have a reading problem or something?

Cleverbot: Yes. It's called A Lion Among Men. It's by Gregory Maguire. Are you familiar with his work?

User: You just went full retard again... I just cant talk to you anymore. Your last world.

Cleverbot: They don't speak french.
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Чуть не забыл упомянуть. Конечно, это темя не для недочеловеков юзеров, которые не понимают английский, ибо Клевербот говорит только на нем.

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#2 Сообщение 18.08.2012, 01:29

Многабукаф.

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#3 Сообщение 18.08.2012, 02:17

XYNTA

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#4 Сообщение 18.08.2012, 02:22

WHY ARE YOU SO RUDE TO ME

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#5 Сообщение 18.08.2012, 11:33

milkever alone

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#6 Сообщение 18.08.2012, 12:46

Is Milkyway a nigger?
- Yes, and he should also refrain from posting shitty le reddit memes.

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#7 Сообщение 18.08.2012, 13:27

Тема про Акинатора будет?
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#8 Сообщение 18.08.2012, 18:54

Adolf_BarniK писал(а):
Is Milkyway a nigger?
- Yes, and he should also refrain from posting shitty le reddit memes.
:(

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