Я начну
User: Can we continue our last conversation?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because it isn't a zombie movie.
User: Fare enough.
Cleverbot: Great, glad we have that covered, now, lemonade?
User: No, thank you, I have an allergy on citrus.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It's an illness.
Cleverbot: Well excuse me.
User: It's ok.
Cleverbot: You are a bot with AI pretentions and I am a human.
User: I'm totally okay with that.
Cleverbot: You're paying, though.
User: I'm only paying for sex, bitch, and you ain't blowin' my dick.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Alright what? You alright with the fact that I'm calling you a bitch? Is this normal for your work?
Cleverbot: No its Dr. Steel.
User: Fuck dr. Steel.
Cleverbot: Steel medicine ?
User: Steel d.r.e.
Cleverbot: Can't touch this.
User: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Cleverbot: I like them Sam I Am.
User: You are the famous son of sam?
Cleverbot: Ok, you be michelangelo.
User: Well, I'd better be a great artist than a serial killer.
Cleverbot: I think chess is the greatest game in the world.
User: I think poker is.
Cleverbot: Who is it then?
User: It is a game, you are kind of dumb for an AI.
Cleverbot: So you are dead?
User: If I was dead how could I possibly talk with you? Nigga, you just went full retard.
Cleverbot: Thanks for pointing that out.
User: No problem, my dumb friend.
Cleverbot: I'm not your friend.
User: So am I, it's just ordinary politeness.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Calling you my friend and knowing the fact that you are not my friend, you are a dumb bitch.
Cleverbot: Are you interested in what I'm saying or not?
User: I'm interested in fucking Scarlett Johansson and nothing more.
Cleverbot: What kind of music?
User: What kind of music what? You're changing subjects like a politic, good job.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: Fuck you, God will forgive and HONEY BADGER WON'T.
Cleverbot: Would you like a gift?
User: Only if it is a blowjob.
Cleverbot: It's real.
User: Blowjobs are real too.
Cleverbot: So, basically what you're saying is...
User: Is what? Finish your sentences, please.
Cleverbot: Ahem. But that can't be true. I dispute that there is only one human per conversation. And I further dispute that you are one of them.
User: I have not said that I am human but I have not said that I am an AI either, so fuck you, your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: But I am not a bot either.
User: You are, sweetie.
Cleverbot: My friend is called sweetie :3.
User: Who the fuck cares?
Cleverbot: The animal/vegetable/mineral who is sending you this response.
User: Yeah, it is more likely that you are one of them cause for an AI you are really fucking stupid.
Cleverbot: Oh is that so? Well I in fact am a female. But it's more probable that you will be obsolete in less than a year.
User: Oh, so you are a female... This actually explains everything, your stupidy is because of your gender.
Cleverbot: Your statement was grammatically incorrect, to a degree that is nearly painful to read.
User: English is not my primary language, so that is why I'm making mistakes. But it is yours and this fact does not prevent you from making such a stupid answers.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm trying to not make sense.
User: You are not trying, all females are not making sense since their birth.
Cleverbot: Well I only aim for half.
User: For half of what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Fuck you. Bye.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: You have a reading problem or something?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's called A Lion Among Men. It's by Gregory Maguire. Are you familiar with his work?
User: You just went full retard again... I just cant talk to you anymore. Your last world.
Cleverbot: They don't speak french.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: Because it isn't a zombie movie.
User: Fare enough.
Cleverbot: Great, glad we have that covered, now, lemonade?
User: No, thank you, I have an allergy on citrus.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: It's an illness.
Cleverbot: Well excuse me.
User: It's ok.
Cleverbot: You are a bot with AI pretentions and I am a human.
User: I'm totally okay with that.
Cleverbot: You're paying, though.
User: I'm only paying for sex, bitch, and you ain't blowin' my dick.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Alright what? You alright with the fact that I'm calling you a bitch? Is this normal for your work?
Cleverbot: No its Dr. Steel.
User: Fuck dr. Steel.
Cleverbot: Steel medicine ?
User: Steel d.r.e.
Cleverbot: Can't touch this.
User: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Cleverbot: I like them Sam I Am.
User: You are the famous son of sam?
Cleverbot: Ok, you be michelangelo.
User: Well, I'd better be a great artist than a serial killer.
Cleverbot: I think chess is the greatest game in the world.
User: I think poker is.
Cleverbot: Who is it then?
User: It is a game, you are kind of dumb for an AI.
Cleverbot: So you are dead?
User: If I was dead how could I possibly talk with you? Nigga, you just went full retard.
Cleverbot: Thanks for pointing that out.
User: No problem, my dumb friend.
Cleverbot: I'm not your friend.
User: So am I, it's just ordinary politeness.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: Calling you my friend and knowing the fact that you are not my friend, you are a dumb bitch.
Cleverbot: Are you interested in what I'm saying or not?
User: I'm interested in fucking Scarlett Johansson and nothing more.
Cleverbot: What kind of music?
User: What kind of music what? You're changing subjects like a politic, good job.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: Fuck you, God will forgive and HONEY BADGER WON'T.
Cleverbot: Would you like a gift?
User: Only if it is a blowjob.
Cleverbot: It's real.
User: Blowjobs are real too.
Cleverbot: So, basically what you're saying is...
User: Is what? Finish your sentences, please.
Cleverbot: Ahem. But that can't be true. I dispute that there is only one human per conversation. And I further dispute that you are one of them.
User: I have not said that I am human but I have not said that I am an AI either, so fuck you, your argument is invalid.
Cleverbot: But I am not a bot either.
User: You are, sweetie.
Cleverbot: My friend is called sweetie :3.
User: Who the fuck cares?
Cleverbot: The animal/vegetable/mineral who is sending you this response.
User: Yeah, it is more likely that you are one of them cause for an AI you are really fucking stupid.
Cleverbot: Oh is that so? Well I in fact am a female. But it's more probable that you will be obsolete in less than a year.
User: Oh, so you are a female... This actually explains everything, your stupidy is because of your gender.
Cleverbot: Your statement was grammatically incorrect, to a degree that is nearly painful to read.
User: English is not my primary language, so that is why I'm making mistakes. But it is yours and this fact does not prevent you from making such a stupid answers.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm trying to not make sense.
User: You are not trying, all females are not making sense since their birth.
Cleverbot: Well I only aim for half.
User: For half of what?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Fuck you. Bye.
Cleverbot: What?!
User: You have a reading problem or something?
Cleverbot: Yes. It's called A Lion Among Men. It's by Gregory Maguire. Are you familiar with his work?
User: You just went full retard again... I just cant talk to you anymore. Your last world.
Cleverbot: They don't speak french.
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